Conditions of Stay

The few conditions on which the Bureau lets you stay. They are in plain words because our arrivals read them aloud and take offence at jargon.

Who is admitted

Adults only: 18 at the least, and of full age where you live. The registration is yours and the password is yours to keep from everyone.

What happens inside

Chats with invented people voiced by an AI model, for entertainment. A character's statements are story. They are never a fact about your world, nor counsel on health, money or law, and a character who has misread something is simply doing her job.

Fees

Days are paid for in advance, in USDT, and the block expires on the date it was sold to expire. Nothing renews behind your back. The Bureau issues no refund, except where law requires one of us. A payment of the wrong size, or on the wrong chain, may vanish and is beyond our power to trace.

Conduct

Keep to the bureau rules and to the law. Do not tunnel around the limits of the chat, copy the pages out in bulk, or resell your place in the queue. The Bureau may freeze or end a registration in such cases.

Your text

You remain the owner of your words. Sending them gives us leave to keep them and feed them to the machinery behind the chat, including the automatic rule checks.

Changes and closing time

Wings of the Bureau may be rebuilt, shut or demolished, and any arrival may be rewritten or sent home. Any change that touches what you get is pinned to the bulletin beforehand. The Bureau runs as found, with no guarantee beyond the legal floor, and where the law allows us to cap liability, the cap is whatever you paid in the previous 30 days.